The Christophers

The Sir Ians and the Michaelas are all here too!
dir: Steven Soderbergh
2026
America’s greatest living director makes another pretty good okayish movie in Britain somewhere. Yay!
Yay?
Extra points to all involved for being British. This flick is already turning up on Best of 2026 lists, even though it’s June 2026, because people love writing up Best of lists so much that they’re now resorting to Best of 2026 so far lists, and, like the loyal trained seal that I am, I click on them anyway.
Perceptive enough to see when clickbait is generated – not perceptive enough to stop clicking on it.
The Christophers is unlike the vast majority of flicks that Soderbergh has ever made, but then his oeuvre of flicks has almost no consistency in terms of actors, technique or theme, except for the Ocean’s ones maybe. And with that in mind maybe it’s not beyond the pale to describe this as a very slow version of one of those heist movies.
Although the pleasure in this is not watching how a heist gets pulled off; it’s solely in watching these characters interact, even though that doesn’t feel entirely accurate. There is dialogue in this film, as in, two actors or more talking with each other, responding to each other. Yet large swathes of the flick involve one person pontificating, monologuing, old mansplaining to his heart’s content.
It helps when the monologuist is played by Sir Ian McKellen. The great Sir Ian McKellen. The strange thing for me about Sir Ian McKellen is that he’s played an old man for so long that to me he’s like someone who’s been ancient for the last 40 years, which doesn’t make logical sense.
If the first flick I saw him in that I remember him from is Gods and Monsters from the 90s, where he played the famous director of the original Frankenstein movies James Whale, as an old lion in decline, how is it that 30 years later he’s playing a similar role now? Was he faking it back then? Being old? It’s hard to fake, you’d think, but nothing is beyond a thespian of his salty calibre, surely?
Maybe these days he finds it helpful to play an old man because… he is an old, old salty dusty man now, or always was, and I guess it’s not like he can play a young man instead(?)
Here he plays a celebrated, if not infamous, British artist perhaps in the style of David Hockney or either one of Gilbert and / or George. I say “perhaps” because I’m not going to pretend I am completely up to date on the contemporary art scene, British or otherwise. And additionally I don’t think Julian is in the place Hockney was just before he died last week, in that Hockney was much beloved, certainly hadn’t been ‘cancelled’, and was still producing works that were selling for squillions.
Oh, and, in terms of David Hockney: Rest in Peace, Mr Hockney – no-one will be able to paint a swimming pool for the next 100 years without being accused of ripping you off.
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