Outcome

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dir: Jonah Hill
2026
I didn’t think I’d ever watch and review a movie directed by Jonah Hill, but then I also never imagined I’d live in a world where one dissipated American orang-utan would hold the entire world to ransom.
And yet here we all are. The other main reason I never thought I’d watch something with Jonah Hill in it and / or directed by him is that I tired of his bullshit a long time ago. The last time I recall seeing him onscreen would have been when he was doing his Don Jnr routine in Don’t Look Up as the shitty son of Meryl Streep’s MAGA inflected president, and I think we were all like “that’s plenty, thanks.”
Around the same time there was a curious Netflix series where Hill stretched out these strange on camera recordings with his therapist, which, on the surface seemed like a recognisable Hollywood person talking openly and honestly about their struggles with mental health issues, encouraging others, especially men, to decrease the stigma around these issues and to seek the help and support they need.
And then an ex-girlfriend posted texts from Hill on social media to show how this manipulative and abusive piece of shit used therapy-speak and empty mental health phrases to berate and coercively control his former partner. Not so much ‘cancelled’, which isn’t really a thing, he showed that he still had some capacity for shame and scurried away to “work” on himself, presumably.
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